• Comedy
Presented by Off The Kerb Productions

Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

Sat 29 Nov 2025, 7:30pm
Price £19.00 - £21.00
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Age
14+

On Sale Friday 28th March 11am

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

After his nationwide critical-smash sell-out 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. 

As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp stand-up special.

  • "It's great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents"

    The Guardian
  • "Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire"

    The Mirror
  • "Laugh Out Loud Funny"

    Sunday Telegraph

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Inclusive Performances

  • Fully accessible for wheelchair users
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The Berry Theatre

Welcome to The Berry Theatre, located on the grounds of Wildern School, offering convenient parking for our visitors. With 306 comfortable seats, we proudly present a diverse array of top-quality theatre and entertainment, ranging from hilarious comedy to captivating family shows

Our Address

The Berry, Wildern Lane, Hampshire, SO30 4EJ

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  • We want our building and everything we do to be as inclusive as possible and are committed to finding ways to allow all our audiences to enjoy their visit to The Berry. 

    The Berry Theatre is fully wheelchair accessible with flat level access to our Box Office, bar and theatre.

    Walking sticks, crutches and walking aids can be taken into the theatre. We also have spaces for mobility vehicles and buggies - please speak to a member of the team.

    We have two accessible toilets. One on the lower level with baby changing facilities and the other on our upper level with a lift for access. The lift can provide access to the upper seating level.

  • Immerse yourself in our top-notch entertainment after enjoying a refreshing drink or tasty snack.

    The Berry Theatre bar opens one hour before all performances.

  • There is free parking available on the Wildern School site for evening and weekend performances only. Please park courteously and do not use the school site for daytime performances during term time.

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