The Four Horsemen of Economic Unrest, War, Global Warming and AI are galloping towards us. Are we on the road to hell? And can we avoid the potholes? In his brand new tour show ‘Fair Cop’ Alfie has the antidote to the breakdown of law and order, fake news and the price of baked beans.
He’s encountered more than his fair share of egotistical dictators in his policing career and learnt when pragmatism, and more than a dash of laughter, can defuse even the most menacing showdown.
Join Alfie as he’s saddles up to see off those bullies on their pesky ponies. Doomsday is no laughing matter, but this show certainly is.
"offbeat, revealing and very funny"
"Brilliantly funny…genuinely hilarious"
"His charisma shines through as bright and colourful as a twirling blue light"
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Welcome to The Berry Theatre, located on the grounds of Wildern School, offering convenient parking for our visitors. With 306 comfortable seats, we proudly present a diverse array of top-quality theatre and entertainment, ranging from hilarious comedy to captivating family shows
Our Address
The Berry, Wildern Lane, Hampshire, SO30 4EJGet Directions
We want our building and everything we do to be as inclusive as possible and are committed to finding ways to allow all our audiences to enjoy their visit to The Berry.
The Berry Theatre is fully wheelchair accessible with flat level access to our Box Office, bar and theatre.
Walking sticks, crutches and walking aids can be taken into the theatre. We also have spaces for mobility vehicles and buggies - please speak to a member of the team.
We have two accessible toilets. One on the lower level with baby changing facilities and the other on our upper level with a lift for access. The lift can provide access to the upper seating level.
Immerse yourself in our top-notch entertainment after enjoying a refreshing drink or tasty snack.
The Berry Theatre bar opens one hour before all performances.
There is free parking available on the Wildern School site for evening and weekend performances only. Please park courteously and do not use the school site for daytime performances during term time.
