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Presented by Metta Theatre

Explaining Being Pan to Nan

Thu 2 Oct 2025, 7:30pm
Price £13.00
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Duration
1 hour
Age
For ages 16 years+

Written & performed by P Burton-Morgan

‘Generally people prefer the aubergine to the cucumber, Nan.

Yes, that is why the others ‘laugh emoji’ your moussaka chat in the family WhatsApp group.’

Sexting in your 80s, knitting kinks and discovering Grandad’s penchant for a Sunday b*** job - this stand up / poetry show unpacks explaining your queer identity (non-binary, pansexual) to your 86 year old Nan.

Expect a few stray tears from this wildly explicit, unexpectedly heartwarming solo show.

Better known for their work as a writer & director (Sherlock Holmes and the PoisonWood (Watermill), Little Prince (Taunton Brewhouse) and In the Willows (Exeter Northcott & UK tour), Ledbury Poetry Slam Winner P Burton-Morgan returns to the stage in this no-holds-barred poetry show.

Funny, sexy and queer - bring your Nan (but maybe warn her first.)


Content warnings: sex and sexually explicit language

Inclusive Performances

  • Fully accessible for wheelchair users
  • Free Personal Carer Ticket
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THE POINT THEATRE

The Point is a welcoming and inclusive cultural community hub providing opportunities to experience creativity in all its forms.

Situated in Eastleigh's beautifully refurbished Victorian Town Hall, we proudly present a variety of live performances, classes, residencies, and hands-on activities for our local community. 

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  • We want our building and everything we do to be as inclusive as possible and are committed to finding ways to allow all our audiences to enjoy their visit to The Point.

    The Point is fully wheelchair accessible with flat level access to our Box Office and all performance spaces. There is a lift to our meeting room and wheelchair accessible seating areas. We have three accessible toilets.

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