Hal is back with a brand new tour for 2025. His last tour in 2022/23 was extended three times and now he’s hitting the road again with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ takes it as a joke and doesn’t stick it back to him.
With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.
He’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice. TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.
"Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot"
"Reminded me of how much I love stand up"
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Welcome to The Berry Theatre, located on the grounds of Wildern School, offering convenient parking for our visitors. With 306 comfortable seats, we proudly present a diverse array of top-quality theatre and entertainment, ranging from hilarious comedy to captivating family shows
Our Address
The Berry, Wildern Lane, Hampshire, SO30 4EJGet Directions
We want our building and everything we do to be as inclusive as possible and are committed to finding ways to allow all our audiences to enjoy their visit to The Berry.
The Berry Theatre is fully wheelchair accessible with flat level access to our Box Office, bar and theatre.
Walking sticks, crutches and walking aids can be taken into the theatre. We also have spaces for mobility vehicles and buggies - please speak to a member of the team.
We have two accessible toilets. One on the lower level with baby changing facilities and the other on our upper level with a lift for access. The lift can provide access to the upper seating level.
Immerse yourself in our top-notch entertainment after enjoying a refreshing drink or tasty snack.
The Berry Theatre bar opens one hour before all performances.
There is free parking available on the Wildern School site for evening and weekend performances only. Please park courteously and do not use the school site for daytime performances during term time.
